tiff of the 'burbs.

I want to be domesticated, a humanitarian, a foodie, a fashionista, & a world-traveler. In the meantime, I'm a 24 year old grad student in beautiful Southern California. I'm from the cookie-cutter suburbs, but have recently relocated to Los Angeles. Here are my thoughts & adventures! Twitter: @tiffanyjam

Dear AJ from Pomona,

I lied. I’m not a law student. I’m not a student at LMU at all, actually. I’m not from Long Beach either. And, you’ve probably guessed by now, that boyfriend I spoke of last night is, in fact, non-existent.

I’m not a pathological liar but you would seriously not. go. away. And you had jank breath, so getting close to my face was definitely not a good look.

Sincerely,

Tiffany (Yes, that is my real name)

  1. fearful reblogged this from tiffanyjam and added:
    loser, otherwise he would have known...just Loyola Law School, not LMU or Loyola Marymount
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